NO INTERNET TESTS PLEASE
Let me be clear about this..I don't do Internet tests. Mainly because I'm simply not that smart and will get rattled by the questions or the frantic timeframe or something else equally idiotic, and will fail miserably, which will give my defenseless and frightened sense of humor a brainkick, leaving my mind weakened, and with new ammunition with which to remind me of how inadequate my resources are and how dangerously inept I am at mostly everything and how I have no memory and get rattled when tested, and then I'll be diminished and finally crippled by doubt, then fear sets in, then I'll be exhausted by my lack of options and I won't want to leave the bed. So...I don't take Internet tests. So please don't send me Internet tests. Thank you.